Well Oprah says the only way for one to secure one’s success in the future well in advance before one gets there is for one to make, what she refers to as, a “rich life” list. The idea is to create a list of all that would comprise one’s idea of a rich life, paste it on the wall and stare it down as frequently and as intensely as possible until it succumbs to your strong will and sets about the business of magically readying your life well before you live it.
I clapped my hands together in absolute glee and rushed to grab my pen and paper before the commercial break was over and then plonked myself heavily on the couch again. Like a mad man I began to frantically scribble down notes as I had decided that because
a) Oprah is rich, it is therefore correct to assume that…
b) Oprah is right
“ I Will Be Living A Rich Life When:”
- The people in my office begin to respect me and stop stealing my bloody stationary
- Some of my stationary is returned
The end!
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